Hee hee! There was some of the right texture, and technically the right colour, but I think the colour had too much pink in it and you'd have dismissed it as girlie. And there was some in the right colour, but it was too thin (I don't like you enough to knit you a scarf out of thin yarn - it'd take a million years and be really boring).

Yes, this is just me taunting you some more ;-)