I could do with a time machine

So if anyone has one knocking around, or hears of one being available, pass my name on, will you?

Failing that, as a preventative measure, I could do with remembering that I have two versions of my diary, and that they don't always contain the same engagements.

A name 'meme' (quotation marks for Bateleur)

1. What does your first name mean?
Oath of god

2. What does your middle name mean?
God is gracious

3. What does your last name mean?
What it says on the tin ;-)

4. So what does your name mean when put together?
Oath of gracious god working with her hands?

4b. Do you have a nickname?
Liz

5. What would you have been named if you were the opposite gender?
My parents claim 'James', but it's only my brother's middle name, so they'd probably have come to their senses.

6. Any other name oddities?
Not that I can think of.