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triskellianOnce upon a time, a fair princess woke up on a fine sunny day, and, because she was a good princess, she remembered to take her antihistamines. She went through her normal morning rituals, and then her lovely prince drove her to work.
Now, unbeknownst to our princess, some evil pollen had moved into the village where she worked. This pollen was so evil that it ignored the laws of the land about the behaviour of pollen around antihistamines, and as soon as our princess arrived at work, the pollen started to attack her. Sadly for the princess, she worked in an office which was hot and stuffy even with the windows open, and unbearable with them closed, so more and more evil pollen rushed in through the open windows to attack her. Eventually, our princess decided that the only sensible course of action was to go home again, so she set off for the bus stop (taking some work with her, because she was a good princess). The pollen saw her leaving the building, and attacked her even more vigourously, so that her pace got slower and slower as her breathing deteriorated, and she arrived at the bus stop in time to see the bus driving away. The princess waved, but the bus driver did not see her.
"What shall I do?" said the princess, her eyes streaming. Then she had an idea. She would call Fiona, the knight in shining Toyota. Soon, kind Fiona came to rescue her, and drove the princess home again. The pollen was very angry, and followed the shining Toyota, but when the princess arrived home, she shut all the doors, and went to sit inside her nice cool house, with the pollen trapped outside. It could attack her no more, and so she lived happily ever after.
The end.
Now, unbeknownst to our princess, some evil pollen had moved into the village where she worked. This pollen was so evil that it ignored the laws of the land about the behaviour of pollen around antihistamines, and as soon as our princess arrived at work, the pollen started to attack her. Sadly for the princess, she worked in an office which was hot and stuffy even with the windows open, and unbearable with them closed, so more and more evil pollen rushed in through the open windows to attack her. Eventually, our princess decided that the only sensible course of action was to go home again, so she set off for the bus stop (taking some work with her, because she was a good princess). The pollen saw her leaving the building, and attacked her even more vigourously, so that her pace got slower and slower as her breathing deteriorated, and she arrived at the bus stop in time to see the bus driving away. The princess waved, but the bus driver did not see her.
"What shall I do?" said the princess, her eyes streaming. Then she had an idea. She would call Fiona, the knight in shining Toyota. Soon, kind Fiona came to rescue her, and drove the princess home again. The pollen was very angry, and followed the shining Toyota, but when the princess arrived home, she shut all the doors, and went to sit inside her nice cool house, with the pollen trapped outside. It could attack her no more, and so she lived happily ever after.
The end.
