Action figures

[triskellian]

Gacked from j4:

Go to the toy aisle of any store. All the dolls (or "action figures") come packaged with one or two "accessories." Barbie has her purse, The Hulk has a big rock, Space Ghost has little cards and a desk.

If I were to go to the toy store and buy a YOU action figure, which one or two little objects would be in your package with you?

The action figure of me has an iBook and a triskell necklace, of course.

Comments

[teawith.livejournal.com]

I like this :) Feeding the ego, I suspect it would depend on which box set version of me was being sought - currently I'd probably have a copy of LotR and my cat. The cat might not change but the other accessory probably would... :)

[kauket.livejournal.com]

Two law books.
God I hate my life sometimes.

[dr-bob.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Probably a spear and a pipette. And both are good for stabbing!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_corpse_/]

which one or two little objects would be in your package

As a married woman, you shouldn't be enquiring after my package. However, since you ask so nicely, I'd come complete with a life-size model of the Pope, painted only in primary colours, and a Charles & Diana Commemorative Nose Trowel.

[wimble.livejournal.com]

Can I claim that "a laptop with an internet connection" is one item? In which case, I'd have access to my machines at home (as well as the rest of the net).

And... Oh lord. It's probably an O'Reilly book (being the archeypal manual). Sad ain't it?

[triskellian]

I'm not proposing to turn you into a doll, y'know. The real you still has internet access, and the use of all relevant computers. These are just the little plastic (non-functioning) accessories that come with the wimble action figure ;-)

[wimble.livejournal.com]

But the wimble action figure clearly has to double as a USB mass storage device, full of useless computer knowledge!

[triskellian]

Ooh, USB storage device. Cunning. Although wouldn't it be a bit unwieldy, action figure wimble, plugged by his feet into the side of your puter?

[wimble.livejournal.com]

Put a retracting cable in the laptop, pretending to be firewire? (Clearly the internet connection ought to be wireless. If you really insist, the cat-5 cable could be used though ;-)