Useful life lesson number 3,006

When out of the habit of drinking alcohol, it is unwise to drink large amounts of very bad red wine and medium amounts of rather nice port. Y'see, months of hardly drinking tends to cause a reduction in alcohol tolerance, leading to hangovers and feelings of general misery.

Now that I have valiantly sacrificed myself to bring you this useful information, I shall expect there to be no hangovers among my LJFriends this Christmas. And I shall expect any of you who see me drinking to remind me that I no longer have any alcohol tolerance. Please?

*Blink*

I just showed a colleague that there's a better way of centring text in Word than with spaces.