Stupid lyrics competition

[triskellian]

Boss's Boss, in Friday afternoon mode, is trying to collect stupid lyrics, inspired by this line from 'Africa' by Toto:

"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"

Anyone got any song lyrics dafter than that?

Comments

[secretrebel.livejournal.com]

I've always thought Cliff Richard's Livin' Doll song made no sense whatsoever...

Got a roving eye
And that is why
She satisfies
My soul.
Got the one and only walking talking, living doll.

Whafuc?

The lyrics of the Beatles' 'Yesterday' don't work either. :/

Re:

[triskellian]

I hate you I hate you I hate you. I now have 'Living Doll' playing in my head. Grrrrr.

(And I'll be slightly later than I said I would, cos I have to stop at Tesco on the way. Hope that's OK.)