Stupid lyrics competition

[triskellian]

Boss's Boss, in Friday afternoon mode, is trying to collect stupid lyrics, inspired by this line from 'Africa' by Toto:

"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"

Anyone got any song lyrics dafter than that?

Comments

[smiorgan.livejournal.com]

Moving

shame on the girl, she's got a big black dog in her
and while tough kids sing about tough kids she just skins the world
we'll never never play the harp, and we'll stick like sick on the stars
and if you can take it I can take these stones from my heart

My Insatiable One

On the high wire, dressed in a leotard
there wobbles one hell of a retard
on the escalator
we shit paracetemol
as the ridiculous world goes...by

But my favourite - in its entirity

Introducing the Band

Dog man star took a suck on a pill
And stabbed a cerebellum with a curious quill
Europe, america, winterland
Introducing the band

Chic thug stuttered through a stereo dream
A fifty knuckle shuffle heavy metal machine
The tears of suburbia drowned the land
Introducing the band

So steal me a savage, subservient son
Get him shacked-up, bloodied-up and sucking on a gun
I want the style of a woman, the kiss of a man
Introducing the band

And as the sci-fi lullaby starts to build
See them whipping all the women, cracked governments killed
Oh let the century die to violent hands
Introducing the band

Re:

[triskellian]

Ah, Suede. Can always rely on them for daft lyrics ;-)