Stupid lyrics competition

[triskellian]

Boss's Boss, in Friday afternoon mode, is trying to collect stupid lyrics, inspired by this line from 'Africa' by Toto:

"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"

Anyone got any song lyrics dafter than that?

Comments

Re: Sensible lyrics

[triskellian]

His objection was the simile "the mountain is like this other mountain".

And, OK, I don't know anything about Kilimanjaro, but Olympus isn't just one mountain, it's a great big* heap of bits of mountain. Certainly not one definite peak. I know, I've walked up part of it.

(That's gotta be pretty high up the list of things you never thought you'd hear me say: "I walked up a mountain" ;-)

* OK, big is relative.

Damn. What is it with me and the footnotes this week?